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Hockey Mon wrote:

Bfan53again wrote:Let's assume that JLL decides to enforce their new "no tailgating" policy. How does the day of August 27 unfold?

> Caravans of Parrotheads appear before Noon, as usual
> JLL personnel keep the parking lots closed
> Local police deny PH parking along the road and are told to "keep moving"
> More PH arrive in the early afternoon, as usual wondering why all the traffic?
> More traffic backing up on Wellington Road, now starts to affect connecting routes
> By mid-afternoon what appears to be a moving wagon train of PH is now looping the area roads and traffic on I-66 becomes snarled
> PH stuck in traffic began running out of gas, cars now block roads and intersections, many now seeking rest rooms as well
> TV traffic copters appear to report on the "unusual" congestion in the Manassas area
> PH still circling begin hurling food items that are spoiling in the late summer heat at JLL personnel (those deviled eggs and salsa are getting a wee bit ripe....)
> VA Governor mobilizes the National Guard
> National Guard can't get into the area now that PH are backed up to the suburbs of DC, many troops now express their support for the PH Nation
> Obama is notified by his National Security Director of an "incident" in the Manassas area
> White House scrambles fighter jets to survey the situation
> Pilots can't see much due to heavy smoke as PH have fired up their grills where they are parked yelling "Nobody can stop us from tailgating!!!!!"
> JB & the CRB cannot get to JLL either so they special order fish sandwiches & conch fritters from B. O.'s in Key West, JB has already dispatched his private jet for the pick up with orders "Don't forget the hot sauce!"
> Finally, at the urging of the White House and after intense negotiations with PH leaders (many being BNers for some reason....), JLL management relents and open the lots at 2 pm rather than the planned 3 pm
> Traffic begins flowing from all directions into JLL, slowly, but surely
> CNN now reporting live from the scene
> Congress men & women suddenly appear (many wearing flowered shirts) announcing their support of PH concerned about votes in the next election
> JB's jet arrives with the fish sandwiches and the show starts about 8:20 pm
> Obama announces that a "full investigation" of the incident will begin immediately and that costs associated with the day's events will add to the National Debt in "untold" amounts

Now really JLL management, do you want this to really happen.......

Just open the frickin' lots at Noon and get out of our way.....

Where does the stripper pole fit into this?

Hockey Mon wrote:

Bfan53again wrote:Let's assume that JLL decides to enforce their new "no tailgating" policy. How does the day of August 27 unfold?

> Caravans of Parrotheads appear before Noon, as usual
> JLL personnel keep the parking lots closed
> Local police deny PH parking along the road and are told to "keep moving"
> More PH arrive in the early afternoon, as usual wondering why all the traffic?
> More traffic backing up on Wellington Road, now starts to affect connecting routes
> By mid-afternoon what appears to be a moving wagon train of PH is now looping the area roads and traffic on I-66 becomes snarled
> PH stuck in traffic began running out of gas, cars now block roads and intersections, many now seeking rest rooms as well
> TV traffic copters appear to report on the "unusual" congestion in the Manassas area
> PH still circling begin hurling food items that are spoiling in the late summer heat at JLL personnel (those deviled eggs and salsa are getting a wee bit ripe....)
> VA Governor mobilizes the National Guard
> National Guard can't get into the area now that PH are backed up to the suburbs of DC, many troops now express their support for the PH Nation
> Obama is notified by his National Security Director of an "incident" in the Manassas area
> White House scrambles fighter jets to survey the situation
> Pilots can't see much due to heavy smoke as PH have fired up their grills where they are parked yelling "Nobody can stop us from tailgating!!!!!"
> JB & the CRB cannot get to JLL either so they special order fish sandwiches & conch fritters from B. O.'s in Key West, JB has already dispatched his private jet for the pick up with orders "Don't forget the hot sauce!"
> Finally, at the urging of the White House and after intense negotiations with PH leaders (many being BNers for some reason....), JLL management relents and open the lots at 2 pm rather than the planned 3 pm
> Traffic begins flowing from all directions into JLL, slowly, but surely
> CNN now reporting live from the scene
> Congress men & women suddenly appear (many wearing flowered shirts) announcing their support of PH concerned about votes in the next election
> JB's jet arrives with the fish sandwiches and the show starts about 8:20 pm
> Obama announces that a "full investigation" of the incident will begin immediately and that costs associated with the day's events will add to the National Debt in "untold" amounts

Now really JLL management, do you want this to really happen.......

Just open the frickin' lots at Noon and get out of our way.....

Where does the stripper pole fit into this?

Hockey Mon wrote:How many days until the show?

Bfan53again wrote:Let's assume that JLL decides to enforce their new "no tailgating" policy. How does the day of August 27 unfold?

> Caravans of Parrotheads appear before Noon, as usual
> JLL personnel keep the parking lots closed
> Local police deny PH parking along the road and are told to "keep moving"
> More PH arrive in the early afternoon, as usual wondering why all the traffic?
> More traffic backing up on Wellington Road, now starts to affect connecting routes
> By mid-afternoon what appears to be a moving wagon train of PH is now looping the area roads and traffic on I-66 becomes snarled
> PH stuck in traffic began running out of gas, cars now block roads and intersections, many now seeking rest rooms as well
> TV traffic copters appear to report on the "unusual" congestion in the Manassas area
> PH still circling begin hurling food items that are spoiling in the late summer heat at JLL personnel (those deviled eggs and salsa are getting a wee bit ripe....)
> VA Governor mobilizes the National Guard
> National Guard can't get into the area now that PH are backed up to the suburbs of DC, many troops now express their support for the PH Nation
> Obama is notified by his National Security Director of an "incident" in the Manassas area
> White House scrambles fighter jets to survey the situation
> Pilots can't see much due to heavy smoke as PH have fired up their grills where they are parked yelling "Nobody can stop us from tailgating!!!!!"
> JB & the CRB cannot get to JLL either so they special order fish sandwiches & conch fritters from B. O.'s in Key West, JB has already dispatched his private jet for the pick up with orders "Don't forget the hot sauce!"
> Finally, at the urging of the White House and after intense negotiations with PH leaders (many being BNers for some reason....), JLL management relents and open the lots at 2 pm rather than the planned 3 pm
> Traffic begins flowing from all directions into JLL, slowly, but surely
> CNN now reporting live from the scene
> Congress men & women suddenly appear (many wearing flowered shirts) announcing their support of PH concerned about votes in the next election
> JB's jet arrives with the fish sandwiches and the show starts about 8:20 pm
> Obama announces that a "full investigation" of the incident will begin immediately and that costs associated with the day's events will add to the National Debt in "untold" amounts

Now really JLL management, do you want this to really happen.......

Just open the frickin' lots at Noon and get out of our way.....

Bfan53again wrote:Bump.....how many days now????

Saltx3 wrote:

PA Parrot wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:

So good she had to post it twice!

backstreets77 wrote:

PA Parrot wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:

So good she had to post it twice!

And here I thought she was going senial.

PA Parrot wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:

So good she had to post it twice!

LIPH wrote:I'm undecided.

Hockey Mon wrote:

backstreets77 wrote:

PA Parrot wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:

So good she had to post it twice!

And here I thought she was going senial.

I'm glad it's not 226 days...

Saltx3 wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:

backstreets77 wrote:

PA Parrot wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:

So good she had to post it twice!

And here I thought she was going senial.

I'm glad it's not 226 days...

Hey -- give me a break -- I'm just trying to help out Ed -- he was so upset when no one posted the number of days.....