How much would you pay for a toilet?

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How much would you pay for a toilet?

Post by ph4ever »

What does a $6,400 toilet do?

Ready to flush $6,400 down the crapper? Consider the Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet. What does it do? Just about everything, and via touchscreen remote.

- Motion activated lid and seat: No more seat up or down arguments?

- Music: Built-in speakers, programmable audio, via FM radio or your MP3 player through remote docking station.

- Bidet with multiple water spray patterns (pulsate, oscillate, or wave), variable water pressure and temperature settings: Add some colored gels to the built-in light panels and you can watch a mini-Bellagio sprinkler show in your own bathroom.

- Seat and feet warmers: Who hasn't wanted this?

- Deodorizer: Air is ventilated through a deodorizing charcoal filter.

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/techjunki ... -toilet-do


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Damn, and we already bought and installed our new toilet too. :wink:
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if you want to really see kitchen/bath technology, and some of it in action, check out the Kohler Design Center (http://www.us.kohler.com/designkb/desig ... center.jsp). They have an entire wall covered in water closets.
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If it cleans itself and does my laundry, too, then I'd buy it.
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buffettbride wrote:If it cleans itself and does my laundry, too, then I'd buy it.
Let me emphasize something "Bidet with multiple water spray patterns (pulsate, oscillate, or wave), variable water pressure and temperature settings"
You could do your business, clean yourself and walk out with a smile on your face!! :lol: :lol:
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Just what I need. A toilet with a light (to see more of what's in the bowl) :o and a waterspray that sprays from rear to front..NOT A HEALTHY THING !!! [smilie=huh-ani.gif]
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citcat wrote:Just what I need. A toilet with a light (to see more of what's in the bowl) :o and a waterspray that sprays from rear to front..NOT A HEALTHY THING !!! [smilie=huh-ani.gif]
multiple water spray patterns (pulsate, oscillate, or wave) [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :lol: :lol:
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ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:If it cleans itself and does my laundry, too, then I'd buy it.
Let me emphasize something "Bidet with multiple water spray patterns (pulsate, oscillate, or wave), variable water pressure and temperature settings"
You could do your business, clean yourself and walk out with a smile on your face!! :lol: :lol:
Oh. Oscillate. Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyy.
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If I had the disposable cash, darn right I would buy it. Not because its a necessity, because just think of how drunk guests to your house would react to that. You could have bets on whos the first one to record it on their phone, and post it to the web.
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How much would I pay for a toilet? That depends on where I was and exactly how badly I needed one at that time........

All the gee-gaws in this one reminds me of the old joke, the punchline of which was "I told you not to push that button marked 'ATR'!"
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