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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 2:18 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
springparrot wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)
What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?
This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?
Sounds insane, right?....or is it?
Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.
And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.
And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more
![cheeky-grin [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]](./images/smilies/cheeky-grin.gif)
wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 2:22 pm
by RinglingRingling
Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.
He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar
...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?
I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.
Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 4:15 pm
by springparrot
East Texas Parrothead wrote:springparrot wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)
What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?
This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?
Sounds insane, right?....or is it?
Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.
And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.
And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more
![cheeky-grin [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]](./images/smilies/cheeky-grin.gif)
wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!


I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 4:23 pm
by ph4ever
springparrot wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:springparrot wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)
What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?
This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?
Sounds insane, right?....or is it?
Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.
And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.
And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more
![cheeky-grin [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]](./images/smilies/cheeky-grin.gif)
wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!


I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

Bisquick
![battingeyes [smilie=battingeyes.gif]](./images/smilies/battingeyes.gif)
Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 4:25 pm
by springparrot
ph4ever wrote:springparrot wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:springparrot wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)
What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?
This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?
Sounds insane, right?....or is it?
Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.
And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.
And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more
![cheeky-grin [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]](./images/smilies/cheeky-grin.gif)
wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!


I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

Bisquick
![battingeyes [smilie=battingeyes.gif]](./images/smilies/battingeyes.gif)
or canned

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 7:45 pm
by Lightning Bolt
RinglingRingling wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.
He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar
...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?
I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.
..or Hillary

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 7:48 pm
by Lightning Bolt
East Texas Parrothead wrote:... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces...
ROFLMAO

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 8:01 pm
by RinglingRingling
Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.
He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar
...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?
I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.
..or Hillary

she was an attorney once upon a time..

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 18, 2011 8:03 pm
by Lightning Bolt
RinglingRingling wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.
He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar
...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?
I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.
..or Hillary

she was an attorney once upon a time..

at this point, around their household, I imagine she's the Commander-in-Chief!
Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 12:26 am
by bbqmonster
Gloria Allred has probably drooled herself into dehydration over this.
Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 7:48 am
by txaggirl91
wiscoleeds wrote:Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds
One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 8:43 am
by pair8head
txaggirl91 wrote:wiscoleeds wrote:Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds
One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

If she's breathing she's his type.

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 10:12 am
by Lightning Bolt
This wasn't hard to find... The boy does look remarkably like him...right down to the gap in his front teeth.
Say what you will, but that young man just made some considerable bank this week...
Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 10:16 am
by Lightning Bolt
txaggirl91 wrote:wiscoleeds wrote:Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds
One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

I heard something (ridiculous) to the same point..."Maria is model-thin, while Ms. Baena is heavyset and voluptuous (!!!)

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 10:43 am
by buffettbride
Kinda reminds me of this movie:

Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split
Posted: May 19, 2011 8:48 pm
by sonofabeach
You'd think if he was gonna get some strange he would at least wear a Jimmy hat.
Maybe he could send a Sperminator back in time to fix things
