Woman Wakes Up At Her Own Funeral, Then Dies

maid memories · Post by **maid memories** » June 24, 2011 10:01 pm

After mistakenly being declared by doctors, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov woke up at her own funeral, had a heart attack from the shock and died.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2 ... ?r=topnews

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 24, 2011 10:50 pm

you can probably bet the doctor won't be putting that diagnosis on his resume...

tigzoe · Post by **tigzoe** » June 25, 2011 5:46 am

So I take it Russia doesn't "prepare" bodies for burial, eh?!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 25, 2011 6:44 am

tigzoe wrote:So I take it Russia doesn't "prepare" bodies for burial, eh?!

Kazan (where the story is reported out of) is in Tartarstan, fairly even split between Orthodox Christianity and Sunni Muslim with the usual sprinkling of other major religions making up a very small slice of the remainder. If she "died" at home, who is to say they would have performed an autopsy, and even further into the sticks, it might have been even more perfunctory on the checks for vital signs. She goes down in a coma, they make the assumption she died, prep the body by washing and wrapping, etc; and pop her in the box for the wake/funeral.

Just guessing.

dnw · Post by **dnw** » June 25, 2011 9:45 am

jayparrot46 · Post by **jayparrot46** » June 25, 2011 11:08 am

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 26, 2011 8:19 pm

at least she was surrounded by those she loved..

I hope it doesn't scar too many of the lil ones..

Carolinadreamin' · Post by **Carolinadreamin'** » June 27, 2011 8:58 am

Did anyone else notice she was 49???????!!!!!!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 27, 2011 9:50 am

Carolinadreamin' wrote:Did anyone else notice she was 49???????!!!!!!

I am guessing "just rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine" isn't gonna work in this case..

and 49 is old by 3rd World standards, especially in a backwater former republic of the USSR

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » June 27, 2011 11:27 am

I'm so going to hell, I laughed.

maid memories · Post by **maid memories** » June 27, 2011 11:31 am

ragtopW wrote:at least she was surrounded by those she loved..

I hope it doesn't scar too many of the lil ones..

Lil ones nothing. It would have scarred everybody in the room. Honestly. Can you imagine being at a funeral and the person wakes up? It's hard to imagine because of the processes bodies undergo in preparation for burial here, but I imagine more than one person in the room fainted.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » June 27, 2011 11:39 am

okay....................................what's the punchline ?

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » June 27, 2011 11:53 am

If I were there I would have thought that the zombie apocalypse had started.

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » June 27, 2011 3:50 pm

ph4ever wrote:I'm so going to hell, I laughed.

Me too! See ya there. Look for me up front, by the stage.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 27, 2011 4:02 pm

citcat wrote:okay....................................what's the punchline ?

I'm NOT DEA... GAAAAAHHHHKKKKKK /thump

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