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Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.

http://www.theoatmeal.com
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.

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maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.

http://www.theoatmeal.com
Bookmarked...

Thanks!! And I'm choosing not to comment about your thoughts about Miracle Whip and goblins!! :wink:
Dumb and drunk as I was, you know I would do it all again.
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Left Field ParrotHead wrote:
maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.

http://www.theoatmeal.com
Bookmarked...

Thanks!! And I'm choosing not to comment about your thoughts about Miracle Whip and goblins!! :wink:
OK, so maybe as a child I didn't know exactly what that was, but I've always thought the stuff was vile.
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Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.

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Miracle Whip should be banned in the interests of good taste.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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My family used Miracle Whip when I was a kid but now I've switched to mayo - based on this I won't ever even entertain the thought of MW again! :o

VERY funny site - I liked how to pet a kitty.
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OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I grew up on MW, but have switched to Mayo. Can't stand MW now. It's the jizz.
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ScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every day :D
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maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.

http://www.theoatmeal.com
hmmm. must be some pretty active, or many fairly-active goblins under contract to Kraft.
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Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby. :roll:

I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
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At the risk of ridiculing myself...

Oh wait, that's never stopped me before. [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif]

I love miracle whip.
Take me for what I am, a star newly emerging.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
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popcornjack wrote:At the risk of ridiculing myself...

Oh wait, that's never stopped me before. [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif]

I love miracle whip.
You sir, are a true American! [smilie=hellyeah.gif]
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popcornjack wrote:At the risk of ridiculing myself...

Oh wait, that's never stopped me before. [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif]

I love miracle whip.

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alphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby. :roll:

I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly Gnomish and wants the terrorists to win.
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I thought Miracle Whip was what you called a 90 year old who could still masturbate.
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RinglingRingling wrote:
ScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every day :D

I could lose my Parrothead card for this but I only own ONE Hawaiian shirt and no flip flops. I've just never liked them or found them remotely comfortable.
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alphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby. :roll:

I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
Miracle Whip makes baby Jesus cry. 8)
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Never liked Miracle Whip. [smilie=nope.gif] [smilie=nope.gif] [smilie=nope.gif]
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ScarletB wrote:
alphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby. :roll:

I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
Miracle Whip makes baby Jesus cry. 8)
Tears of joy ..... after all, it IS a miracle. :wink:
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ScarletB wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
ScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every day :D

I could lose my Parrothead card for this but I only own ONE Hawaiian shirt and no flip flops. I've just never liked them or found them remotely comfortable.
I don't own any Hawaiian shirts. I have sarongs. I have a multitude of flip flops, but that's because they're only barely above being barefoot which is how I run around most of the time.
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.

She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
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