Hockey Mon wrote:My daughter is only 4 so I figure I've got enough time to learn how to use a firearm and apply for a carry permit. Or I'm going to walk around with a hockey and hit them with it. Or I'll stick her 2 older brothers on them. None of that should be appealing to the boys talking to my daughter.
call me...
I don't mind teaching a little safety and shooting..
and if the boys need to see some of the alternative uses for a ballpeen hammer or a FUBAR...
pool cues.. Hardwood, black walnut and ash
yeah, but they never shoot straight after that. the metal just gets nicks and and small scratches.
buffettbride wrote:Boys already have to endure the wrath of dad if they want to take her on dates. That's scary enough.
It's the boys-on-the-street that just gross me out.
Your job, at this point, is not to decimate the idiots.
(They serve a useful purpose right now)
You task is to enlighten the young one on how to best handle those idiots.
So maybe get her a shirt that says, "I don't have Daddy issues." ?
"A boy means you only have to worry about one penis. A girl means you have to worry about ALL the penises."
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
buffettbride wrote:Boys already have to endure the wrath of dad if they want to take her on dates. That's scary enough.
It's the boys-on-the-street that just gross me out.
Your job, at this point, is not to decimate the idiots.
(They serve a useful purpose right now)
You task is to enlighten the young one on how to best handle those idiots.
So maybe get her a shirt that says, "I don't have Daddy issues." (But daddy has anger issues) ?
buffettbride wrote:Boys already have to endure the wrath of dad if they want to take her on dates. That's scary enough.
It's the boys-on-the-street that just gross me out.
Your job, at this point, is not to decimate the idiots.
(They serve a useful purpose right now)
You task is to enlighten the young one on how to best handle those idiots.
So maybe get her a shirt that says, "I don't have Daddy issues." (But daddy has anger issues) ?
I will agree that boys are easier....but I gotta say....that mom/daughter thing is pretty awesome!
Yes--yes it is.
Maybe. But I absolutely love coming home and have my little girl run up to me yelling "Daddy daddy" and giving me a big hug. I don't remember my boys doing that. Maybe they did at that age (4) and I don't remember it. Maybe she won't when she is 8 or 10. What I get from my boys when I get home is maybe a hi or some non-sensical rambling's from my 8 year old. His current thing is "Yo, my name is Joe and I come from Alabama and I like to say yo". I don't understand.
I will agree that boys are easier....but I gotta say....that mom/daughter thing is pretty awesome!
Yes--yes it is.
Maybe. But I absolutely love coming home and have my little girl run up to me yelling "Daddy daddy" and giving me a big hug. I don't remember my boys doing that. Maybe they did at that age (4) and I don't remember it. Maybe she won't when she is 8 or 10. What I get from my boys when I get home is maybe a hi or some non-sensical rambling's from my 8 year old. His current thing is "Yo, my name is Joe and I come from Alabama and I like to say yo". I don't understand.
Little boys love their mamas.
I get to be the best, prettiest, nicest, funnest, coolest everything to him, always.
I will agree that boys are easier....but I gotta say....that mom/daughter thing is pretty awesome!
Yes--yes it is.
Maybe. But I absolutely love coming home and have my little girl run up to me yelling "Daddy daddy" and giving me a big hug. I don't remember my boys doing that. Maybe they did at that age (4) and I don't remember it. Maybe she won't when she is 8 or 10. What I get from my boys when I get home is maybe a hi or some non-sensical rambling's from my 8 year old. His current thing is "Yo, my name is Joe and I come from Alabama and I like to say yo". I don't understand.
next hockey game... he gets a helmet, no matter how much he resists...
I have a friend that has two daughters..
one is dating and has made some great choices ( they are LDS)
and she dates nice young men..
that said, they know that Uncle Wayne is available to have
"that chat" with any of the young bucks
I was Dad and Mom to our two daughters following the passing of their Mom in '99 when they were 12 and 8, so I saw it from both sides..
Either I was lucky, or they hung with some great boys.. Of course, dropping hints that their Dad played hockey didn't hurt much, either..
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ragtopW wrote:I have a friend that has two daughters..
one is dating and has made some great choices ( they are LDS)
and she dates nice young men..
that said, they know that Uncle Wayne is available to have
"that chat" with any of the young bucks
I would be afraid of Uncle Wayne's chat.
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
klemmer35 wrote:I was Dad and Mom to our two daughters following the passing of their Mom in '99 when they were 12 and 8, so I saw it from both sides..
Either I was lucky, or they hung with some great boys.. Of course, dropping hints that their Dad led the league in penalty minutes every year didn't hurt much, either..
pool cues.. Hardwood, black walnut and ash
