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The headline cracks me up!

Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio (AP) - The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.

Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" _ except he was a banana.

The gorilla was knocked down but got back up, adjusted his head and went back to work.

WJW-TV reports the banana split _ running down the street with other teens.

Police think it was a prank. They weren't able to find the offending fruit.

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Information from: WJW-TV, http://www.fox8.com

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Menacing bananas, that conjures up quite the mental image.

As somebody who dealt with far too many menacing bananas, I must say that I hope news coverage of this incident brings attention to what has become an epidemic.

Where the hell is Barry when you need him. Yoo hoo, Mr. Hillbilly...

NYCPORT wrote:Where the hell is Barry when you need him. Yoo hoo, Mr. Redneck...

I thought it was "effin Hillbilly"

I fixed it for ya.

I can't believe there is no youtube video of this

This is the Youtube verison from a few years ago at the high school where I work.......on Halloween of course....



Quite a talented bunch of kids........

I don't care how many times you read this, it just keeps getting funnier.