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maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

ph4ever wrote:

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

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ph4ever wrote:

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

Where is Linda to justify punishment fitting the crime?!?!?!

tigzoe wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

Where is Linda to justify punishment fitting the crime?!?!?!

I'd just recommend the treatment given the mad Irishman in 'Casino' myself.

tigzoe wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

Where is Linda to justify punishment fitting the crime?!?!?!

Seems comparable, think about the size of a man vs a size of a kitty. Now if you haven't seen an elephant, trust me it's freaking huge!!

If you're going to "lead police in a chase" it helps to drive a vehicle that goes faster than 16 mph

FORT WORTH — A Fort Worth man remained in custody Tuesday on suspicion that led police on a brief chase on a forklift through a street and then a highway during the weekend before he stopped on Interstate 30.

Authorities believe the 43-year-old man stole the forklift from a construction site on Rosedale Street.

Police identified the man as Timothy Raines, who faces at least five charges -- driving while intoxicated, theft $20,000-$100,000, aggravated assault, evading arrest and violation of a protective order.

The incident occurred Sunday afternoon as a man drove a forklift on University Drive and on the highway.

Raines is accused of drinking while driving the forklift and at times throwing beer bottles at oncoming traffic.

Police said that Raines almost hit several vehicles including patrol cars during the chase which only reached speeds of 16 mph.

At some point on westbound Interstate 30 near the Ashland Avenue and Hulen Street exit, Raines got off the forklift. But he put the forklift in reverse and let it go toward patrol cars, police said Tuesday.

Officers were able to jump on the forklift and stopped it before it struck any vehicles.

Raines has a criminal history in Tarrant County. Before Sunday, Raines had been arrested eight times since 2004, according to Tarrant County criminal court records.

Records showed that Raines' arrests were for burglary, criminal trespass, evading arrest, assault and violation of protective orders.

Police said Raines also has previous arrests for DWI.

Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/16 ... z1VDM6LQIB

I hae to give marks for humour on that one

RinglingRingling wrote:I hae to give marks for humour on that one

Right there with you. The visual of some guy driving a forklift while throwing beer bottles did crack me up!

Do they not have loofahs in China? I thought they made them all there.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel ... beauty-spa

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

(Really - stop cringing - we can see you...)

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.
The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Hmmm...

ph4ever wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:and of course, there is always this story...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 20959.html

there's enough stupid here for a month

What a freakin a$$!!!!

And there's another case for chemical castration.

Screw that, he still gets to live - I think he should be on the receiving end of a horny elephant and then thrown out of a 30 story window.

Where is Linda to justify punishment fitting the crime?!?!?!

Seems comparable, think about the size of a man vs a size of a kitty. Now if you haven't seen an elephant, trust me it's freaking huge!!

Do I want to know why you know this?!

maid memories wrote:Do they not have loofahs in China? I thought they made them all there.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel ... beauty-spa

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

(Really - stop cringing - we can see you...)

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.
The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Hmmm...

Speechless...over the fact that people do this!

Check out the "quirkies" on ananova.com! Some of the reports there make this all seem mild.
I collect some very good bits for my PHC newsletter there. Then there are the Darwin awards as well.
John