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Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 22, 2012 6:47 pm
by rmissbrook
Who wrote the lead story in the current Coconut Telegraph? I don't see any name. Did I miss something (not that that would be unusual)?

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 22, 2012 7:06 pm
by surfpirate
You didn't miss anything.

This first person account
about being in the midst
of
backstage happenings
was not credited in any way.

It's a pretty damb big ol' glaring omission
for a piece that comes off
as pretty braggadocious,
particularly when we
never learn who this person is .....

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 6:30 am
by Wildh2oskier
I just got my first one in years yesterday. I haven't had time to read it yet. I had thought it had gone out of business and didn't worry about it then BAMMM!! there it was. Needless to say I'm tickled.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 6:30 am
by lime rickie
Can you post a link?

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 8:32 am
by phjrsaunt
surfpirate wrote:You didn't miss anything.

This first person account
about being in the midst
of
backstage happenings
was not credited in any way.

It's a pretty damb big ol' glaring omission
for a piece that comes off
as pretty braggadocious,
particularly when we
never learn who this person is .....
I know!!! I can't believe anything like that would be published without crediting the author. Or at least saying that it's a "composite" of several people's observations.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 9:48 am
by FunkHouse9
Semi-true story?

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 11:24 am
by Detroit Finz
I haven't received a CT in forever!

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 11:57 am
by conched
I don't see the back issues for 2012 here yet.

http://www.margaritaville.com/parrothea ... ssues.html

Maybe mine will be in the mail today??

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 23, 2012 2:27 pm
by surfpirate
phjrsaunt wrote:
surfpirate wrote:You didn't miss anything.

This first person account
about being in the midst
of
backstage happenings
was not credited in any way.

It's a pretty damb big ol' glaring omission
for a piece that comes off
as pretty braggadocious,
particularly when we
never learn who this person is .....
I know!!! I can't believe anything like that would be published without crediting the author. Or at least saying that it's a "composite" of several people's observations.
*sigh* okay, I wasn't going to say anything but ....
it, ahhhh .... was written by me ...

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(can not believe they left my byline off)

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 8:40 am
by rmissbrook
The author is "Marty Layman (sp?) from the Coconut Telegraph." Just relistened to the interview from Tampa. He was on with Bing and Bong.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:08 am
by surfpirate
rmissbrook wrote:The author is "Marty Layman (sp?) from the Coconut Telegraph." Just relistened to the interview from Tampa. He was on with Bing and Bong.
That's it? He is simply "Marty Layman from the Coconut Telegraph"?

Does he have any other credentials?
Because if being "Marty Layman from the Coconut Telegraph"
is his full time job
he'd better learn to do the things
that writers do and put a byline on his work.

And while I'm critiquing ....
his Coconut Telegraph story was fairly interesting,
a small peek into the backstage pre-show goings on ....

but writing it in a first person perspective
without identifying who you are as that first person
within the story ..... well that was just bad writing.

The exclamation point on that bad writing
was slamming it home by not including a byline.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:27 am
by phjrsaunt
surfpirate wrote:
rmissbrook wrote:The author is "Marty Layman (sp?) from the Coconut Telegraph." Just relistened to the interview from Tampa. He was on with Bing and Bong.
That's it? He is simply "Marty Layman from the Coconut Telegraph"?

Does he have any other credentials?
Because if being "Marty Layman from the Coconut Telegraph"
is his full time job
he'd better learn to do the things
that writers do and put a byline on his work.

And while I'm critiquing ....
his Coconut Telegraph story was fairly interesting,
a small peek into the backstage pre-show goings on ....

but writing it in a first person perspective
without identifying who you are as that first person
within the story ..... well that was just bad writing.

The exclamation point on that bad writing
was slamming it home by not including a byline.
Do they honestly expect us to believe that "Marty LAYMAN" is not a made-up name? How very "Death of a Salesman" that is. :roll:

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:43 am
by FunkHouse9
phjrsaunt wrote:Do they honestly expect us to believe that "Marty LAYMAN" is not a made-up name? How very "Death of a Salesman" that is. :roll:
I thought that the second I read it. The made up part, not the "Death of a Salesman" part.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:47 am
by phjrsaunt
FunkHouse9 wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Do they honestly expect us to believe that "Marty LAYMAN" is not a made-up name? How very "Death of a Salesman" that is. :roll:
I thought that the second I read it. The made up part, not the "Death of a Salesman" part.
I'm surprised you didn't right to the "LAY" component of "Layman." :wench: :lol:

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 10:41 am
by FunkHouse9
phjrsaunt wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Do they honestly expect us to believe that "Marty LAYMAN" is not a made-up name? How very "Death of a Salesman" that is. :roll:
I thought that the second I read it. The made up part, not the "Death of a Salesman" part.
I'm surprised you didn't right to the "LAY" component of "Layman." :wench: :lol:
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uhhhhh... huhu huh huhuh huh huh hhuhuh uhh uhhhuhuuh huhuhuh... You said "lay."

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 12:45 pm
by rmissbrook
Well, it could be LEYMAN or LEIMAN or LAYMON, etc., etc., etc.

Here's the link to the show on Jokelben. Draw your own conculsions. Marty Whoever joins Bing and Bong at about the 3:40 mark.

http://buffett.jokelben.us/2012.03.30%2 ... mpa,%20FL/

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 12:51 pm
by Martyritaville
rmissbrook wrote:Well, it could be LEYMAN or LEIMAN or LAYMON, etc., etc., etc.

Here's the link to the show on Jokelben. Draw your own conculsions. Marty Whoever joins Bing and Bong at about the 3:40 mark.

http://buffett.jokelben.us/2012.03.30%2 ... mpa,%20FL/
And here I thought I was "Marty Whoever"! :o

...not THAT Marty, tho...

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:10 pm
by conched
Good job, Kay. I also listened to the Bing & Bong show before Tampa, as I got my Cocotel today. I heard Jimmy introduce Marty Lehmann from the Coconut Telegraph.

It is written by Marty Lehmann, who is the editor of the Coconut Telegaph and has been with Jimmy since the beginning of it I think.

"Tuesday on the island ...not much going on ..."

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 24, 2012 9:23 pm
by conched
http://www.randalldata.com/pos/download ... aville.pdf

Interesting...I guess we had to call 1-800-Cocotel to order before 2000, but the mail-order store has been around since 1985 I think.

Re: Coconut Telegraph

Posted: May 25, 2012 9:13 am
by phjrsaunt
conched wrote:Good job, Kay. I also listened to the Bing & Bong show before Tampa, as I got my Cocotel today. I heard Jimmy introduce Marty Lehmann from the Coconut Telegraph.

It is written by Marty Lehmann, who is the editor of the Coconut Telegaph and has been with Jimmy since the beginning of it I think.

"Tuesday on the island ...not much going on ..."
Alright. Mystery solved. But he still should have been properply credited. I am Auntie and I have spoken. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]