2013 Jimmy Buffett Tour Bathroom Break Concerns/Strategy

[popcornjack]

If you go before heading to your seat is a bathroom break even necessary? The concert rarely, if ever, exceeds two hours.

I am proof positive that reincarnation happens. Apparently in a previous life I was a ten year old school girl, and I still have her bladder. Once I break the seal, I am a doomed man. And anyone who has tailgated with me knows that moderation in beer consumption is usually not part of my plan. Therefore I must find a break song. I try to wait until 5 o'clock (the song, not the hour), Volcano, or Brown Eyed Girl, but I usually can't make it past the 8th or 9th song, so sometimes I've managed to screw myself out of hearing something good. (And this includes me stopping on the way in, so you can see what I mean about a small bladder.) Oddly though, even if I continue to drink inside the concert area (if? IF? Who the hell am I kidding?) once I hit that 8th/9th song break, I'm good until the show ends and I make an "on the way out" stop. And as for making sure there are two songs in a row amateurs, trust me, I wait until it is TIME TO GO NOW!! so it doesn't take me longer than one song. Remember, I cut my concert going teeth on Grateful Dead shows, where the crowd never met a sink that didn't double as a urinal...

[txaggirl91]

Bill - migas is a tex-mex egg dish. Nothing computer related. Wayne must have been eating breakfast when he read my post.

[moog]

I'm just going to wear a diaper. I don't feel like getting up. During the boring songs I just have filty dirty fantasies. Which, good thing I'll have a diaper on.

[sonofabeach]

I don't drink anything once I enter the arena. If I have to drain the lizard, I go ahead of time and get it all out beforehand.

[txaggirl91]

I love you Moogy!

[moog]

Hi Janice!
Yea. I haven't changed.

[lime rickie]

Bill - migas is a tex-mex egg dish. Nothing computer related. Wayne must have been eating breakfast when he read my post.

But what's a "BOB"?

[LIPH]

Battery Operated Boyfriend

[ScarletB]

Bill - migas is a tex-mex egg dish. Nothing computer related. Wayne must have been eating breakfast when he read my post.

But what's a "BOB"?

Happily married women don't usually know about the BOB's

[lime rickie]

Battery Operated Boyfriend

... ...

- Edith Bunker

Larry also had to 'splain to me what "MILF" meant. I really need to get out more.

[txaggirl91]

If someone asks you if you learned anything new today, you can tell them you leaned what BOB means.

[LIPH]

Battery Operated Boyfriend

... ...

- Edith Bunker

Larry also had to 'splain to me what "MILF" meant. I really need to get out more.

There are a lot of other "ILFs", not just "MILF".

[drunkpirate66]

If you go before heading to your seat is a bathroom break even necessary? The concert rarely, if ever, exceeds two hours.

I am proof positive that reincarnation happens. Apparently in a previous life I was a ten year old school girl, and I still have her bladder. Once I break the seal, I am a doomed man. And anyone who has tailgated with me knows that moderation in beer consumption is usually not part of my plan. Therefore I must find a break song. I try to wait until 5 o'clock (the song, not the hour), Volcano, or Brown Eyed Girl, but I usually can't make it past the 8th or 9th song, so sometimes I've managed to screw myself out of hearing something good. (And this includes me stopping on the way in, so you can see what I mean about a small bladder.) Oddly though, even if I continue to drink inside the concert area (if? IF? Who the hell am I kidding?) once I hit that 8th/9th song break, I'm good until the show ends and I make an "on the way out" stop. And as for making sure there are two songs in a row amateurs, trust me, I wait until it is TIME TO GO NOW!! so it doesn't take me longer than one song. Remember, I cut my concert going teeth on Grateful Dead shows, where the crowd never met a sink that didn't double as a urinal...

So I've had numerous drunken binges, shared countless hours of good times and laughter, wore a shirt made specifically for me mocking my distain for Tony Romo around a Great Woods parking lot, repeated again with a Skater Mom Boy Toy Shirt that I still own proudly, partied with in atleast 4 - 5 different states over the years, drove across half the state of Florida listening to boy bands which prompted a mini - movie made by our good friend C-Dawg after a 48 hour alcohol fueled legendary sleepless day and nights across Key West, I won't even mention the lawn at Buffett in NC other than stating I won't mention it . . . all with a ten year old school girl trapped in the body of 40 year old fella who likes to spin a good yarn while watching his friend fall of the bar stool at the Schooner Warf . . .

I am okay with this.

[lime rickie]

If you go before heading to your seat is a bathroom break even necessary? The concert rarely, if ever, exceeds two hours.

I am proof positive that reincarnation happens. Apparently in a previous life I was a ten year old school girl, and I still have her bladder. Once I break the seal, I am a doomed man. And anyone who has tailgated with me knows that moderation in beer consumption is usually not part of my plan. Therefore I must find a break song. I try to wait until 5 o'clock (the song, not the hour), Volcano, or Brown Eyed Girl, but I usually can't make it past the 8th or 9th song, so sometimes I've managed to screw myself out of hearing something good. (And this includes me stopping on the way in, so you can see what I mean about a small bladder.) Oddly though, even if I continue to drink inside the concert area (if? IF? Who the hell am I kidding?) once I hit that 8th/9th song break, I'm good until the show ends and I make an "on the way out" stop. And as for making sure there are two songs in a row amateurs, trust me, I wait until it is TIME TO GO NOW!! so it doesn't take me longer than one song. Remember, I cut my concert going teeth on Grateful Dead shows, where the crowd never met a sink that didn't double as a urinal...

So I've had numerous drunken binges, shared countless hours of good times and laughter, wore a shirt made specifically for me mocking my distain for Tony Romo around a Great Woods parking lot, repeated again with a Skater Mom Boy Toy Shirt that I still own proudly, partied with in atleast 4 - 5 different states over the years, drove across half the state of Florida listening to boy bands which prompted a mini - movie made by our good friend C-Dawg after a 48 hour alcohol fueled legendary sleepless day and nights across Key West, I won't even mention the lawn at Buffett in NC other than stating I won't mention it . . . all with a ten year old school girl trapped in the body of 40 year old fella who likes to spin a good yarn while watching his friend fall of the bar stool at the Schooner Warf . . .

I am okay with this.

By any chance are you referring to THIS mini-movie?

[drunkpirate66]

If you go before heading to your seat is a bathroom break even necessary? The concert rarely, if ever, exceeds two hours.

I am proof positive that reincarnation happens. Apparently in a previous life I was a ten year old school girl, and I still have her bladder. Once I break the seal, I am a doomed man. And anyone who has tailgated with me knows that moderation in beer consumption is usually not part of my plan. Therefore I must find a break song. I try to wait until 5 o'clock (the song, not the hour), Volcano, or Brown Eyed Girl, but I usually can't make it past the 8th or 9th song, so sometimes I've managed to screw myself out of hearing something good. (And this includes me stopping on the way in, so you can see what I mean about a small bladder.) Oddly though, even if I continue to drink inside the concert area (if? IF? Who the hell am I kidding?) once I hit that 8th/9th song break, I'm good until the show ends and I make an "on the way out" stop. And as for making sure there are two songs in a row amateurs, trust me, I wait until it is TIME TO GO NOW!! so it doesn't take me longer than one song. Remember, I cut my concert going teeth on Grateful Dead shows, where the crowd never met a sink that didn't double as a urinal...

So I've had numerous drunken binges, shared countless hours of good times and laughter, wore a shirt made specifically for me mocking my distain for Tony Romo around a Great Woods parking lot, repeated again with a Skater Mom Boy Toy Shirt that I still own proudly, partied with in atleast 4 - 5 different states over the years, drove across half the state of Florida listening to boy bands which prompted a mini - movie made by our good friend C-Dawg after a 48 hour alcohol fueled legendary sleepless day and nights across Key West, I won't even mention the lawn at Buffett in NC other than stating I won't mention it . . . all with a ten year old school girl trapped in the body of 40 year old fella who likes to spin a good yarn while watching his friend fall of the bar stool at the Schooner Warf . . .

I am okay with this.

By any chance are you referring to THIS mini-movie?

Well . . . yeah.

[Illini Parrothead]

anytime jimmy doesn't sing is a pee break...last year "use me" and this year "king of somewhere hot"

[Wino you know]

Cheeseburger In Paradise, W.D.W.G.D.A.S., and almost all cover songs serve as my "B.R.B." songs, but, like a few others here have posted, I try to "take care of business" prior to entering the venue.

[Saltx3]

Battery Operated Boyfriend

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- Edith Bunker

Larry also had to 'splain to me what "MILF" meant. I really need to get out more.

My guess is your kids knew

[buffettbride]

This is a first world problem if I've ever heard one.

[drunkpirate66]

This is a first world problem if I've ever heard one.