A Very Short Story......
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, b****!
Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen!
A short story
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A short story
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Re: A short story
Typical.
What? She couldn't have been more specific?
"...... in the road! Stop!"
the b****.
What? She couldn't have been more specific?
"...... in the road! Stop!"
the b****.
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