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tigzoe wrote:I agree with Jon for once. I feel so dirty.

CaptainP wrote:

drunkpirate66 wrote:If you go by the hundreds if not thousands of Lucas endorsed and official Star Wars books, Clone Wars plots and sub plots, and graphic novels (of which I have read like 2) it is not really a singular plot . . . unless you are really thinking universally and your statement, P, is just about Jedi's doing stuff. If it does continue from where the original 6 left off Han Solo and Leia have kids who are Jedi's. One of which, Jacen Solo, is quite the bad as$. Luke Skywalker eventually does turn bad and Jacen kicks the sh*t out of him. The Emperor comes back, somehow, and creates something called a Galaxy Gun.

If I'm remembering, it's Anakin Solo that turns out to be the best Jedi candidate of the Solo children. Jacen and Jaina are talented but Anakin is the scary one. But it's been a decade since I read any of that...

maid memories wrote:

tigzoe wrote:I agree with Jon for once. I feel so dirty.

There's a special soap for that.

drunkpirate66 wrote:

I actually rank the Revenge of the Sith (Episode III) over Return of the Jedi (Episode VII).

My rankings in order:

1. Empire Strikes Back (V) Perfection.
2. A New Hope (IV) Perfection.
3. Revenge of the Sith (III) Pretty darn good flick. The ending was a little cheesey and rushed. But overall - awesome!!!!! Yoda v. Emperor. Anakin v. Obi Wan. The opening 20 minutes were epic.
4. Return of the Jedi (VI) Too Many Ewoks and the Emperor getting thrown over the railing is lame sh*t. Vader. v. Emperor light saber fight would've been legendary. Why Luca, why didn't you give the fans the greatest fight scene ever imaginable!!!???
5. Attack of the Clones (II) - only because I waited my entire life to see Yoda fight otherwise this piece of s*** would be ranked beneath Howard the Duck and Troll II.
6. Phantom Menace (1). Jar Jar. Pod Racing. Horrible CGI. Everything about it except the Obi Wan/Qui Gon v. Maul light saber fight.

sonofabeach wrote:

drunkpirate66 wrote:

I actually rank the Revenge of the Sith (Episode III) over Return of the Jedi (Episode VII).

My rankings in order:

1. Empire Strikes Back (V) Perfection.
2. A New Hope (IV) Perfection.
3. Revenge of the Sith (III) Pretty darn good flick. The ending was a little cheesey and rushed. But overall - awesome!!!!! Yoda v. Emperor. Anakin v. Obi Wan. The opening 20 minutes were epic.
4. Return of the Jedi (VI) Too Many Ewoks and the Emperor getting thrown over the railing is lame sh*t. Vader. v. Emperor light saber fight would've been legendary. Why Luca, why didn't you give the fans the greatest fight scene ever imaginable!!!???
5. Attack of the Clones (II) - only because I waited my entire life to see Yoda fight otherwise this piece of s*** would be ranked beneath Howard the Duck and Troll II.
6. Phantom Menace (1). Jar Jar. Pod Racing. Horrible CGI. Everything about it except the Obi Wan/Qui Gon v. Maul light saber fight.

I pretty much agree with this, although I might put A New Hope at 1 with Empire at 2.
As disappointing as Phantom Menace was, it still has the best (if not the best) light saber duals with Obi-Wan/Qui Gonn vs Darth Maul. I wish they would've kept Maul around a little longer.

CaptainP wrote:Interesting article about, well, us: http://www.theonion.com/articles/millio ... oti,31035/

maid memories wrote:Reddit: Star Wars Saga Mapped

maid memories wrote:More Star Wars movies!

It looks like Disney is really excited about adopting the Marvel-verse style of movie making. I'd love if the three stand-alone features went something like Yoda, Boba Fett and Darth Vader between Episode III and IV.

CaptainP wrote:So it sounds like the Stand-alone movies will be Boba Fett, Yoda, and Han Solo

maid memories wrote:

CaptainP wrote:So it sounds like the Stand-alone movies will be Boba Fett, Yoda, and Han Solo

While I'd be excited to find out more about what Han during his pre-A New Hope years, if anybody does anything to tarnish the perfect memory of my first love that is Harrison Ford as Han Solo, I won't be able to live with it. I clearly remember being four years old and standing outside the theater after seeing Return of the Jedi with my uncle screaming at him because he kept calling him Hand Solo. Fortunately, I didn't get the joke for years to come or else I might have gone all Yoda on him.

CaptainP wrote:
...... JABBA THE HUTT
........You Are What You Eat

Bicycle Bill wrote:

CaptainP wrote:
...... JABBA THE HUTT
........You Are What You Eat

Isn't that actually "Pizza the Hutt" from 'Spaceballs'?
Which, BTW, was one of Mel Brooks' better parodies.

-"BB"-