Punography

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Punography ~~

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
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When chemists die, they barium.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
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Velcro - what a rip off!
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
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Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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