
Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
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sistergoldenhair
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
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Tequila Revenge
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
That would make you an upper classman to the great class of 78
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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sistergoldenhair
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
I guess that makes me a big kid and you a little kid. Not sure I understand your question, but we were the bicentennial class, bay bee!
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
76 is the number of days until Jimmy plays NW for our very own Funkie
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Tequila Revenge
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
Where I went to high school in California, the senior class tradition was to paint the parking lot just before graduation. And the class of 78 decided their ubber cool slogan was, "78 is GREAT!" Only to be outdone by the class of 79's, "79 is FINE!" I guess that's probably considered vandalism today.sistergoldenhair wrote:I guess that makes me a big kid and you a little kid. Not sure I understand your question, but we were the bicentennial class, bay bee!
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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FunkHouse9
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
Wow. Went away for the weekend and came back to a nice little flurry of activity. Thanks for keeping my baby warm while daddy was on the beach.
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bodypainter
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.FunkHouse9 wrote:Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.![]()
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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surfpirate
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
Woudn't do it .... y'all are likelybodypainter wrote:Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.FunkHouse9 wrote:Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.![]()
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
to get drunk ... fall out of order
and end up spelling
A L U N A T I C
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
OMG....I can see this happening!surfpirate wrote:Woudn't do it .... y'all are likelybodypainter wrote:Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.FunkHouse9 wrote:Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.![]()
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
to get drunk ... fall out of order
and end up spelling
A L U N A T I C
Damb! I now have an alternative storyline to pursue when I resume writing the strip!![]()
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bodypainter
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
I like it!A LUNATIC gets spelled out,then reforms into NAUTICAL,with WHEELERS flashed.Carolinadreamin' wrote:OMG....I can see this happening!surfpirate wrote:Woudn't do it .... y'all are likelybodypainter wrote:Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.FunkHouse9 wrote:Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.![]()
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
to get drunk ... fall out of order
and end up spelling
A L U N A T I C
Damb! I now have an alternative storyline to pursue when I resume writing the strip!![]()
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If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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sistergoldenhair
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
and who will be flashing the wheelers?bodypainter wrote:I like it!A LUNATIC gets spelled out,then reforms into NAUTICAL,with WHEELERS flashed.Carolinadreamin' wrote:OMG....I can see this happening!surfpirate wrote:Woudn't do it .... y'all are likelybodypainter wrote:Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.FunkHouse9 wrote:Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.![]()
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
to get drunk ... fall out of order
and end up spelling
A L U N A T I C
Damb! I now have an alternative storyline to pursue when I resume writing the strip!![]()
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I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
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bodypainter
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
I'm still hoping for the 8 girls!
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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FunkHouse9
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
If I can get my wife and daughters to agree to go along with something I want to do, that would mean we'd only need 5. So, we still need 8.bodypainter wrote:I'm still hoping for the 8 girls!
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sistergoldenhair
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
Bumpin' it up for Funkie ...
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I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
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bodypainter
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
This should read from the cheap seats.
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FunkHouse9
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
If we can get a good crew of beer bellies together, we'll be able to construct a makeshift billboard. Kinda like this, but with more girth and less class/sex appeal:bodypainter wrote:This should read from the cheap seats.

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Tequila Revenge
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What if you have Surfpirate make up a coupon about the size of a business card. Print up a bunch of them and have all the BN'er at the concert walk around and hand them out. The card should say something like after the 5th song that everyone should start chanting-
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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bodypainter
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Re: Nautical Wheelers in Bristow, VA Petition
I'm in!I'm in!Chant and pass my letters across the audience!I gotta cut out NAUTICAL.Tequila Revenge wrote:What if you have Surfpirate make up a coupon about the size of a business card. Print up a bunch of them and have all the BN'er at the concert walk around and hand them out. The card should say something like after the 5th song that everyone should start chanting-
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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FunkHouse9
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*while supplies last.Tequila Revenge wrote:What if you have Surfpirate make up a coupon about the size of a business card. Print up a bunch of them and have all the BN'er at the concert walk around and hand them out. The card should say something like after the 5th song that everyone should start chanting-
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
