bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.
Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
Funk could round up several "girls" from his internet "harem"....
Tequila Revenge wrote:What if you have Surfpirate make up a coupon about the size of a business card. Print up a bunch of them and have all the BN'er at the concert walk around and hand them out. The card should say something like after the 5th song that everyone should start chanting-
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
*while supplies last.
Very good point! Corporate lawyers across the fruited plain are proud of Funky Jeff tonight Limit liability
bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.
Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
Funk could round up several "girls" from his internet "harem"....
★ Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.
Tequila Revenge wrote:What if you have Surfpirate make up a coupon about the size of a business card. Print up a bunch of them and have all the BN'er at the concert walk around and hand them out. The card should say something like after the 5th song that everyone should start chanting-
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
NAUTICAL WHEELERS FOR FUNKY JEFF!
The coupon would offer that if Jimmy does play NW, the card holder would be eligible for free drinks at the Tiki Bar in Critterville Cove
*while supplies last.
Very good point! Corporate lawyers across the fruited plain are proud of Funky Jeff tonight Limit liability
If it came time to pay up on that offer, I'd be running for the hills. Offering free drinks to a bunch of drunks? They'd riot.
★ Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.
So Funky, here's how devoted I am to your cause. I am nervous that Jimmy might play NW @ GW this weekend, which could reduce the chance that he plays it in Bristow! And I love that song, too (especially when the dancing hippie is there to accompany it). BUT I am willing to sacrifice it for you! How's that for true, self-sacrificing, internet friendship??
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
sistergoldenhair wrote:So Funky, here's how devoted I am to your cause. I am nervous that Jimmy might play NW @ GW this weekend, which could reduce the chance that he plays it in Bristow! And I love that song, too (especially when the dancing hippie is there to accompany it). BUT I am willing to sacrifice it for you! How's that for true, self-sacrificing, internet friendship??
You would do that for me???
★ Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.
bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.
Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
Funk could round up several "girls" from his internet "harem"....
Kevin has a GW harem, maybe you could borrow a few of his ladies.
You only have two options - havin' fun or freakin' out...
bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.
Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
Funk could round up several "girls" from his internet "harem"....
Kevin has a GW harem, maybe you could borrow a few of his ladies.
bodypainter wrote:OK,I need to find a room and a ticket.Funk,you get the girls.
Yeah, you are seriously overestimating my abilities in that department.
Darn.I was looking forward to those 8 girls.Here's another idea.Styrofoam poster sandwich boards cut out so that 8 participants wear 2 letters.They spell NAUTICAL on the front and WHEELERS on the back.
Now,who will help?I'll wear one set.We need 7 more .Funk,if you're up for this,you will get the N and W.
Funk could round up several "girls" from his internet "harem"....
Kevin has a GW harem, maybe you could borrow a few of his ladies.
Whatever it takes. I'm down for a 2nd hand harem. We'll call them "ladies-on-loan."
★ Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.