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This is a bike-friendly town, and also a naked-friendly town, and the two come together Saturday in the World Naked Bike Ride, SF spring edition. The ride is a big, bright, glittery, sometimes pasty — but always very visible — protest against oil dependency and motor vehicle usage.

Take THAT Austin!!!

http://blog.sfgate.com/bicycle/2013/03/ ... f/#10430-8

Hot off the press!!

UPDATE: In response to some commenters’ concerns over the changes in the legality of public nudity in SF, I’ll include this from the WNBR website: “Liberal San Francisco is not so liberal anymore with the passage of an anti-nudity ordiance that went into effect on February 1st, 2013. This will be a test to see how far we can push the limits. If you go naked, it helps to have a protest message to go with the nudity in the form of body painted slogans or signs. Be prepared to cover up. So far, the authorities have been nice in giving people an opporunity to cover up before giving out citations. Bare breasts are okay. To be legal, you just need to barely cover your genitals and rectum. Going naked outside the main group will definately get you cited. There’s more safety in numbers.”

I think they meant anus not rectum...just saying

Tequila Revenge wrote:This is a bike-friendly town, and also a naked-friendly town, and the two come together Saturday in the World Naked Bike Ride, SF spring edition. The ride is a big, bright, glittery, sometimes pasty — but always very visible — protest against oil dependency and motor vehicle usage.

Take THAT Austin!!!

http://blog.sfgate.com/bicycle/2013/03/ ... f/#10430-8

So *THAT'S* what it's all about.  I've seen pictures of this before, and here I thought it was merely a bunch of screwballs who just wanted to show off their junk.

-"BB"-

Tequila Revenge wrote:Hot off the press!!

UPDATE: In response to some commenters’ concerns over the changes in the legality of public nudity in SF, I’ll include this from the WNBR website: “Liberal San Francisco is not so liberal anymore with the passage of an anti-nudity ordiance that went into effect on February 1st, 2013. This will be a test to see how far we can push the limits. If you go naked, it helps to have a protest message to go with the nudity in the form of body painted slogans or signs. Be prepared to cover up. So far, the authorities have been nice in giving people an opporunity to cover up before giving out citations. Bare breasts are okay. To be legal, you just need to barely cover your genitals and rectum. Going naked outside the main group will definately get you cited. There’s more safety in numbers.”

Jeez, I thought it was a liberal city. What do you mean I have to keep my rectum covered?

Rectum, It almost killed 'um.

Oh,how I love the IN YOU ENDO! Bill

"Bare breasts are okay". Then what's the problem?

"Naked" and "bike ride" does not belong together. Like Seinfeld says, there's good naked and bad naked.

chippewa wrote:"Naked" and "bike ride" does not belong together. Like Seinfeld says, there's good naked and bad naked.

I keep thinking about the song Bicycle Race and the poster that came with the record.

Imagine lending your bike to a big fat guy for the naked bike ride. Then imagine where the seat disappeared to when you get the bike back.

LIPH wrote:Imagine lending your bike to a big fat guy for the naked bike ride. Then imagine where the seat disappeared to when you get the bike back.

I would be more concerned about catching something from the bathrooms at GW. The ones in the lots or in the venue.

Being that it's in San Fransisco close to half the bike seats were probably remover prior to the ride.

Gives new meaning to "I was stuck behind some a-hole on a bike."

LiveandletLiver wrote:Being that it's in San Fransisco close to half the bike seats were probably remover prior to the ride.

This thread is worthless without pictures.

On second thought, maybe not..

You mean this little ditty Tig!