Mindbender #702

[SMLCHNG]

If you're an average office worker, you'll do this 9-10 times today..

[Wino you know]

Chat on line?

[carolinapiratechik]

Text your friends
Surf the internet

[chippewa]

check your email

[dnw]

Call someone on the telephone.

[lime rickie]

sigh
yawn

[LIPH]

nod off at your desk

get a cup of coffee to keep from nodding off at your desk

[big john]

try to decide if you're Dilbert or Wally

[phjrsaunt]

pee

[pupnpony]

stop to chat with someone in the office
check the time

[Wino you know]

Take the boss's parking spot?

[alphabits]

pretend to be talking on the phone to avoid talking to your boss

hide under your desk to avoid talking to your boss

wander off to another part of the office to avoid talking to your boss

talk to your boss

[LIPH]

have impure thoughts about the babe in the office down the hall

[Wino you know]

Stop off at Dunkin Donuts?

[dnw]

Stop off at Dunkin Donuts?

9-10 times a day?

[Wino you know]

Stop off at Dunkin Donuts?

9-10 times a day?

Well, in my case, 9-10 times a night.

[bodypainter]

Say hello to people.

[alphabits]

use the copier

use the fax machine

use a red Swingline stapler

update your resume

[Wino you know]

Visit the john/can/powder room/loo/little boy's room/little girl's room/creativity room/think tank?

[lime rickie]

cough/clear your throat