An open letter:
Posted: February 5, 2014 6:27 pm
Dear Baby Jesus in Swaddling Clothes,
It has come to my attention that you may be able to assist me in a time of need and so I ask:
That you persuade Mr. James William Buffett, (with whom you share a birthday, for real!) to either find another date
to play in Tampa, Florida USA., perhaps in the fall, or to schedule a concert in Columbia, South Carolina USA., (former home
of his most beautiful wife Jane Buffett, (formerly Slagsvol).
Speaking with family members who have joined your exclusive health spa like his mother and father may be helpful. As a
final result crying on your behalf may be necessary. I understand that this action from you can bring out great feelings of guilt
which can also bring much sadness. Please only do so as a last resort because I wish no pain to Mr. Buffett whom I admire for
helping me to meet, (not meat) so many wonderful friends. Due to circumstances beyond our control myself and several friends
will not be able to attend our "Phamily reunion".
I will be willing to go out on a date with a shirt if that will help, as long as it is not to "fresh". I would also like you to know that I have never
blamed Cuervo, but enjoyed his company and friendship several times.
Fribble not dude, and keep the earth's axis as is so that it generally stays much warmer in the south.
A distant relative from one of those guys that gave you
some cool gifts when you were born,
Barry Wane Wiseman.
It has come to my attention that you may be able to assist me in a time of need and so I ask:
That you persuade Mr. James William Buffett, (with whom you share a birthday, for real!) to either find another date
to play in Tampa, Florida USA., perhaps in the fall, or to schedule a concert in Columbia, South Carolina USA., (former home
of his most beautiful wife Jane Buffett, (formerly Slagsvol).
Speaking with family members who have joined your exclusive health spa like his mother and father may be helpful. As a
final result crying on your behalf may be necessary. I understand that this action from you can bring out great feelings of guilt
which can also bring much sadness. Please only do so as a last resort because I wish no pain to Mr. Buffett whom I admire for
helping me to meet, (not meat) so many wonderful friends. Due to circumstances beyond our control myself and several friends
will not be able to attend our "Phamily reunion".
I will be willing to go out on a date with a shirt if that will help, as long as it is not to "fresh". I would also like you to know that I have never
blamed Cuervo, but enjoyed his company and friendship several times.
Fribble not dude, and keep the earth's axis as is so that it generally stays much warmer in the south.
A distant relative from one of those guys that gave you
some cool gifts when you were born,
Barry Wane Wiseman.
