Who went to JLL on August 16 2014?

[backstreets77]

Hums "We Shall Overcome"

[jbfinscj]

Whistling Dixie...

[backstreets77]

I will head up the Rum regement. Im assuming Kevin will head up the Pa Parrot brigade.

[surfpirate]

General eh?
Very well.

We the people and armies of the Jiffy Lube Brigade
do hereby declare war on the evil Hershey Empire
effective on this day of our dumbassity
the Fourth June in the year Two Thousand and Fourteen.
About nine-thirty-ish in the morning.

Furthermore, effective immediately
(nine-thirty-ish plus one minute)
we surrender to whatever forces
the Hershey Empire may have awake at this hour
and do immediately request
foreign aid .... KissesTM and
candy bars with almonds preferred.

We Virginians are lovers and not a fighters.

War's over man.

[backstreets77]

The first shot has been offered. Now we will return fire by shotgunning a beer.

[jbfinscj]

General eh?
Very well.

We the people and armies of the Jiffy Lube Brigade
do hereby declare war on the evil Hershey Empire
effective on this day of our dumbassity
the Fourth June in the year Two Thousand and Fourteen.
About nine-thirty-ish in the morning.

Furthermore, effective immediately
(nine-thirty-ish plus one minute)
we surrender to whatever forces
the Hershey Empire may have awake at this hour
and do immediately request
foreign aid .... KissesTM and
candy bars with almonds preferred.

We Virginians are lovers and not a fighters.

War's over man.

Worst general ever!

[surfpirate]

Worst general ever!

War sounds like work. I don't do work.
Plus I don't look good in gray.

[jbfinscj]

Worst general ever!

War sounds like work. I don't do work.
Plus I don't look good in gray.

I expect you to surrender your sword to lt. General Bonzo Chimp

[jbfinscj]

So who wants to start a civil Un war re enacting group?

[backstreets77]

So who wants to start a civil Un war re enacting group?

Next thing youll want to start is a LARP group.

[FunkHouse9]

General eh?
Very well.

We the people and armies of the Jiffy Lube Brigade
do hereby declare war on the evil Hershey Empire
effective on this day of our dumbassity
the Fourth June in the year Two Thousand and Fourteen.
About nine-thirty-ish in the morning.

Furthermore, effective immediately
(nine-thirty-ish plus one minute)
we surrender to whatever forces
the Hershey Empire may have awake at this hour
and do immediately request
foreign aid .... KissesTM and
candy bars with almonds preferred.

We Virginians are lovers and not a fighters.

War's over man.

If we're going to surrender already, do you think any of them would be willing to pick up some cinnamon chips from the factory for me? I'd at least like a Hershey consolation prize. It was a valiant effort we pretended to make.

[backstreets77]

Your Nautical Wheelers campaign was fought harder then this. One bag of chips anything else?

[FunkHouse9]

Your Nautical Wheelers campaign was fought harder then this. One bag of chips anything else?

Maybe some hand wipes to clean off my fingers afterwards. If they don't have them, it's no big deal.

[jbfinscj]

The Lube will rise again!

[FunkHouse9]

The Lube will rise again!

If the lube isn't enough, they have creams and pills that can help.

[jbfinscj]

The Lube will rise again!

If the lube isn't enough, they have creams and pills that can help.

When dealing with the Hershites, sometimes even a little blue pill isn't enough

[tailgaitingph]

If we're going to surrender already, do you think any of them would be willing to pick up some cinnamon chips from the factory for me? I'd at least like a Hershey consolation prize. It was a valiant effort we pretended to make.

I have only found those in my area around Christmas time but I love them! Hadn't though about checking @ Hershey (duh)
but will do so. Getting them to you could provide challenging though

[FunkHouse9]

If we're going to surrender already, do you think any of them would be willing to pick up some cinnamon chips from the factory for me? I'd at least like a Hershey consolation prize. It was a valiant effort we pretended to make.

I have only found those in my area around Christmas time but I love them! Hadn't though about checking @ Hershey (duh)
but will do so. Getting them to you could provide challenging though

I actually am able to get them at a Safeway near my house now, but used to stock up when I'd get up to the Hershey factory. I put them in with Bisquick pancake mix and it's great. Their peanut butter chips are perhaps even better in pancakes. Of course, chocolate chips and Reese's Pieces as well. Don't ask them about M&M's up there though. They don't take too kindly to that in Chocolate City.

[FunkHouse9]

I can still chatter here, right? Even if we aren't going ?????

No. It's like a mother bird who rejects its young because it has come into contact with a human. Now that the chocolate people have gotten their hands on you, you're dead to us.

Here here....

OK fine !

I'm wondering if we were a little too hard on Linda. Starting to miss her. It's become a real sausage fest around here without her.

[jbfinscj]

I can still chatter here, right? Even if we aren't going ?????

No. It's like a mother bird who rejects its young because it has come into contact with a human. Now that the chocolate people have gotten their hands on you, you're dead to us.

Here here....

OK fine !

I'm wondering if we were a little too hard on Linda. Starting to miss her. It's become a real sausage fest around here without her.

do you think we should send her some type of gift? I think she's Amish, we could send her a new orange triangle reflector to put on her buggy so that traffic can see her when she's out.