Mindbender #747
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balcony girls
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Re: Mindbender #747
. .comply . .
. . bribery . .
. . bribery . .
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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Re: Mindbender #747
. .bind them with duct tape . . .
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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Re: Mindbender #747
balcony girls wrote:. .bind them with duct tape . . .

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give them cough syrup or benadryl for plane rides
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I think this number is probably higher than 2% but most of them won't admit it.balcony girls wrote:. .bind them with duct tape . . .
"Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Doc Holliday
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Re: Mindbender #747
Dad! What are you doing here on BN?LIPH wrote:smack the $h!t out of them
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Re: Mindbender #747
Leave them at home (with a sitter of course)
Give them candy/treats
Give them candy/treats
I'm too sexy for my hair
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Re: Mindbender #747
. . ummm might I use my " call a friend " card . . . ? ?
. . tantrum time for me was a lonnnng time ago . . I'm sure my methods are now considered child abuse . . .

. . tantrum time for me was a lonnnng time ago . . I'm sure my methods are now considered child abuse . . .
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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tell them Santa is watching
tell them Jesus is watching
put whiskey in their sippy cup
tell them Jesus is watching
put whiskey in their sippy cup
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alphabits wrote:tell them Santa is watching
tell them Jesus is watching
put whiskey in their sippy cup
. . or . . . show them a picture of Uncle Bits and threaten them that you will visit, AND bring BONZO . . . . . . . ! !
. . oooo . . another actual answer . . say " just wait till your Daddy gets home " . . . ! !
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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waterboard them
threaten to make them listen to William Hung's American Idol audition
threaten to make them listen to William Hung's American Idol audition
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:waterboard them
threaten to make them listen to William Hung's American Idol audition
. . ouch . .that second one would make a grown person stop in their tracks . . ! !
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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Re: Mindbender #747
Turn on the tv or pop in video
Let them play on the computer
Put on some jimmy buffett (music soothes the savage breast....ooops beast)
Let them play on the computer
Put on some jimmy buffett (music soothes the savage breast....ooops beast)
I'm too sexy for my hair
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. .2 out 100 ? ? ? . . . hmmmm, not many then . . .
. . say pretty please, with sugar on top . . . ? ?
. . say pretty please, with sugar on top . . . ? ?
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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. . burst into tears . . ? ?
. .throw their own tantrum . . . ? ?
. .throw their own tantrum . . . ? ?
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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Re: Mindbender #747
. . I'm thinking there must be some element of shock factor . . or fear of bodily harm . . .
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. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
