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Afternoon aloha. I had a typical Monday. Tomorrow will be better.

balcony girls wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

orangebowlqueen wrote: My boss is asleep. In his desk chair, with his head tipped back and his mouth wide open. Some of my coworkers are working on getting up the guts to see if they can toss popcorn into his mouth. My motivation to work on this dreary, rainy Monday just went negative. 7 months, 3 weeks & 5 days until MOTM 2015.....but who's counting?

LOL!!!!!!!!! Has someone taken a picture of him? Welcome to BN, by the way. I'm Penny.

. . don't believe her, obq . . she just uses that to fool people . . her real name is Ethel . .
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Nuh uh.. YOUR name is Ethel.

Hi Colleen!! Quiet Monday here..

orangebowlqueen wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote: LOL!!!!!!!!! Has someone taken a picture of him? Welcome to BN, by the way. I'm Penny.

Tried to get it quick because I didn't want to get caught, so of course it's blurry:

Also, hi Penny Thanks for the welcome!

That's hysterical!!!

It's a phun day at the Cafe'.
I have mouth open/asleep story.I played an old,wheelchair bound man in a stage comedy.I was center stage with my mouth wide open(asleep) while the leads acted around me.My eyes were closed.I heard a fly overhead getting closer.I thought this cannot be happening!The fly flew in my mouth and then back out.Talk about being upstaged.The actors and crowd went silent.I could't wait to get off stage and rinse.

I would have started to gag the minute that fly flew in my mouth, Bill!!!

SMLCHNG wrote: I would have started to gag the minute that fly flew in my mouth, Bill!!!

What can I say?

The show must go on!

and.....

I've eaten worse.

bodypainter wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote: I would have started to gag the minute that fly flew in my mouth, Bill!!!

What can I say?

The show must go on!

and.....

I've eaten worse.

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. . great story . . . and what a trooper . . ! !

. . I have an "insect in the mouth" story . . mine involves Hurricane Opal, an intoxicated bee, some guy we called "Blue Moon", and having no shower for 3 days. . .

. . ummmm, maybe later . .

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An intoxicated bee??????


Hiya Deb!! How ya doin?

Yeah, we need to do a little of that, too.. Someone I'm married to keeps too much 'stuff'.

SMLCHNG wrote:Yeah, we need to do a little of that, too.. Someone I'm married to keeps too much 'stuff'.

Same thing here. He's been collecting stuff for 35 years.

SMLCHNG wrote:Yeah, we need to do a little of that, too.. Someone I'm married to keeps too much 'stuff'.

My boyfriend, my partner in crime (purely misdemeanor), my best friend, the man who introduced me to Jimmy, who taught (and is still teaching) me how to sail, who loves my kids like his own....is a borderline hoarder. He collects pretty much everything and is sentimentally attached to it all. When we finish off a bottle of wine or liquor, I have to be sneaky about throwing away the bottle....He always thinks he's going to "do something" with them....some day....

dnw wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:Yeah, we need to do a little of that, too.. Someone I'm married to keeps too much 'stuff'.

Same thing here. He's been collecting stuff for 35 years.

We've only got 10 years of it..

. . will y'all stop stop talking about that like it's a bad thing . . ! !

. . hoarders have feelings too, ya know . . ! ! . . I'm not a hoarder, just someone with lots, and lots of. . . ummm, . . collections , and projects . .

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orangebowlqueen wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:Yeah, we need to do a little of that, too.. Someone I'm married to keeps too much 'stuff'.

My boyfriend, my partner in crime (purely misdemeanor), my best friend, the man who introduced me to Jimmy, who taught (and is still teaching) me how to sail, who loves my kids like his own....is a borderline hoarder. He collects pretty much everything and is sentimentally attached to it all. When we finish off a bottle of wine or liquor, I have to be sneaky about throwing away the bottle....He always thinks he's going to "do something" with them....some day....

I do that, too.. a few things here and there, and they're not missed.. (My hubby and I met through this site - friends since 2001, he moved from OK to CO in 2005, we married in 2007 )

balcony girls wrote:. . will y'all stop stop talking about that like it's a bad thing . . ! !
. . hoarders have feelings too, ya know . . ! ! . . I'm not a hoarder, just someone with lots, and lots of. . . ummm, . . collections , and projects . . . .

Yeah, collections, that's it.

SMLCHNG wrote: (My hubby and I met through this site - friends since 2001, he moved from OK to CO in 2005, we married in 2007 )

. . Y'ALL ARE MARRIED ? ? ? ! ! !

. . guess I should maybe stop flirtin with him, huh . . ? ?

. . or, maybe not . . . . just tell him it's Ethel . . it'll be ok . .

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balcony girls wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote: (My hubby and I met through this site - friends since 2001, he moved from OK to CO in 2005, we married in 2007 )

. . Y'ALL ARE MARRIED ? ? ? ! ! !
. . guess I should maybe stop flirtin with him, huh . . ? ?
. . or, maybe not . . . . just tell him it's Ethel . . it'll be ok . . . .

Poor man will be so confused..