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I think a similar thread was started way back when but may have disappeared when BN was updated.

This is what's happening right now in Lancaster County, PA:

Runaway blimp: Defense Department balloon drifted unmanned, untethered and carrying missile-detection radar, over Lancaster County.

http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/r ... 2acc0.html

I never,in a million years,considered Lancaster county to be hosting sleeper cells.It must be the Amish mafia.

Don't panic.

Our very own "the" Surfpirate is on the case...

Saltx3 wrote:I think a similar thread was started way back when but may have disappeared when BN was updated.

This is what's happening right now in Lancaster County, PA:

Runaway blimp: Defense Department balloon drifted unmanned, untethered and carrying missile-detection radar, over Lancaster County.

http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/r ... 2acc0.html

Look at you rubes making the national news tonight.

Saltx3 wrote:I think a similar thread was started way back when but may have disappeared when BN was updated.

Do you mean this one? viewtopic.php?f=31&t=79718

SeattleParrotHead wrote:

Saltx3 wrote:I think a similar thread was started way back when but may have disappeared when BN was updated.

Do you mean this one? viewtopic.php?f=31&t=79718

that would be the one -- thanks! Now we can confuse everybody with 2

Lessee.....

Local high school wins National Blue Ribbon School award.

Local high school volleyball team going to the state Final 4.

Local high school has higher ACT scores than anybody else in the area.

Local school district receives a rating of 95/100 from state accreditation.

(full disclosure.... I work at local school district. )

And, dear wife backed her car into somebody else's van. No injuries except for wife's ego.

That's about it.

krusin1 wrote:Lessee.....

Local high school wins National Blue Ribbon School award.

Local high school volleyball team going to the state Final 4.

Local high school has higher ACT scores than anybody else in the area.

Local school district receives a rating of 95/100 from state accreditation.

(full disclosure.... I work at local school district. )

And, dear wife backed her car into somebody else's van. No injuries except for wife's ego.

That's about it.

I see a pattern -- did the car backing incident occur in a school parking lot

Saltx3 wrote:

krusin1 wrote:Lessee.....

Local high school wins National Blue Ribbon School award.

Local high school volleyball team going to the state Final 4.

Local high school has higher ACT scores than anybody else in the area.

Local school district receives a rating of 95/100 from state accreditation.

(full disclosure.... I work at local school district. )

And, dear wife backed her car into somebody else's van. No injuries except for wife's ego.

That's about it.

I see a pattern -- did the car backing incident occur in a school parking lot

LMAO. Nice. Uh, no. Church parking lot. But school lot honestly wouldve been funnier now that you mention it.

Haunted Happenings is in Salem, MA. Lots of Hallowe'en festivities all month and then it all winds up this weekend.

http://hauntedhappenings.org/

Nothing is happening here. Nothing.

LIPH wrote:Nothing is happening here. Nothing.

but you have Hooters and beer sales and beer in your grocery stores......

That's right, I forgot. In Pennsylvania you have to go to beer stores to get beer.

Well, I got an email from the Carolina Country Music Festival and there is something happening, even if it isn't until June, 2016. They just announced another performer to go along with the previously announced appearance of Tim McGraw. Keith Urban has been added to the bill. That still isn't enough to get me to lay out my money for a 3 day pass.

YUCK !!! I hope this guy doesn't end up in my courtroom......

Police: Lancaster man tried to hide heroin packets in bucket of urine

http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/p ... acad2.html

This is actually a pretty good one....

There was a kid working at the local Target store. (18-19?) Another employee there, female and older, apparently resembles Margot Kidder, who played Lois Lane in the 1980s Superman movies.

Anyway.... this kid made advances to the Lois Lane-woman. She rejected him (of course.)

So.... he ran his car through the front doors of the Target store.

krusin1 wrote:This is actually a pretty good one....

There was a kid working at the local Target store. (18-19?) Another employee there, female and older, apparently resembles Margot Kidder, who played Lois Lane in the 1980s Superman movies.

Anyway.... this kid made advances to the Lois Lane-woman. She rejected him (of course.)

So.... he ran his car through the front doors of the Target store.

Well -- what other option could there possibly be

Saltx3 wrote:

krusin1 wrote:This is actually a pretty good one....

There was a kid working at the local Target store. (18-19?) Another employee there, female and older, apparently resembles Margot Kidder, who played Lois Lane in the 1980s Superman movies.

Anyway.... this kid made advances to the Lois Lane-woman. She rejected him (of course.)

So.... he ran his car through the front doors of the Target store.

Well -- what other option could there possibly be

Exactly. Running the car into Wal-Mart wouldn't have won her heart the way this probably did. True love will prevail.

At the Target store in my hometown, they have about four or five huge red-painted cement balls in front of the doors to prevent just this from happening.
Which of course makes one wonder — just how many times has this happened that they felt the need to do that in the first place?

-"BB"-

Bicycle Bill wrote:At the Target store in my hometown, they have about four or five huge red-painted cement balls in front of the doors to prevent just this from happening.
Which of course makes one wonder — just how many times has this happened that they felt the need to do that in the first place?

-"BB"-

Our Target also has those big red balls in front of their stores.