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TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
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>10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC
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>9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagorus, 126 BC
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>8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566
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>7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877
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>6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926
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>5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
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>4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938
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>3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
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>2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!"
-JFK,
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>And,.....drum roll........
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>The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word.................
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>"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997
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Now THAT was @#$%ing phunny!!

LOL. . .love the Bill Clinton one!!!!

The JFK one now, I'm not sure about that one

Yeah, I cringed when I saw the JFK one but I didn't want to censor it. I like the Custer one the best (having visited the battlefield last 4th of July in Montana).

The Clinton one was %$#$% good.

LOL, the Clinton one is still my favorite

Here is a side note on the possible origin of the 'F' word. I seriously doubt this is true.....but it struck me as funny.

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In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family).

When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

LMAO. . .that's funny Key!!!!

On 2002-03-16 17:00, KeyLimin wrote:
Here is a side note on the possible origin of the 'F' word. I seriously doubt this is true.....but it struck me as funny.

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In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family).

When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

KeyLimin, I don't know, it may be true. I found it in a book "Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things" (or somethin' like that!) Maybe you read the same book...

LOLOLOL all are great

http://www.adultmatch.org/fword.wav

There, THE fword.

=)

NICE!!!!

I had this joke on my fridge for a few years in college...I hang with some real sicko's...the persons that laughed the hardest...74 year old Grandpa!


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