My Parrothead Uncle is Getting Old
Posted: December 15, 2016 6:46 am
I hope I don't get like this. My Uncle Johnny is getting up in age. He's 74 now and has been dating a 42 year old lass. He is a gentleman and has put no pressure on her with regard to sex, for more than one reason, during the courting ritual. A few days ago he asked her to marry him. She accepted and told him that she respected him for his belief in abstinence before marriage but that once they were married she wanted sex 7 nights a week. He paused for a moment and said, "Well put me down for Saturdays." Oh well.
