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Bout time to get a flat screen TV in the cove. That old set's probably not going to make it through the analog to digital conversion of over the air signals! That's here in the good ol' US of A. The Cove is in IRoCK (the Island Republic of Critter Key). We run on island time there. Conversion of th...

CaptainP wrote:

CAPTION IT!!!

24 beers in the rack; 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!!

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First he calls a Texas woman a "floozy"; then he disses the Cowboys???

Mouseburgers in Paradise!!! Just the way you like 'em!!! Get'cher mouseburgers here!!!

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I know this one, but I'm going to let someone else have a chance.

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New quote, in song this time: "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads, A whale of a tale it's true — 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved On nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true. I swear by my tattoo!" Never stopped to think: I don't know,...

Do you enjoy The Summer Movie Season? [smilie=superkewl.gif] Well then, Welcome. This will be the thread to come to all summer long to discuss what you've seen OR what you want to see. EXAMPLES OF FILMS COMING OUT THIS SUMMER (NOT MY LIST OF PICKS) WOLVERINE STAR TREK ANGELS AND DEMONS TERMINATOR: ...

Mousey, you keep on with that attitude, you're gonna be in a whole heap of hurt.
And I want ringside seats.....

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I've been keeping an eye out for the Jell-O but no such luck yet. Seems it isn't out till Memorial Day weekend or after. That is a little to close for comfort with the Pgh concert less than a month later. Others have seen the Jell-O at WalMart. Our most local WalMart last year never carried it in a...

When the Detroit Tigers won the MLB championship back in 1984 and OPH had just come out or whatever and he played BEG it made sense. Because, gee, it was on the new album. 134 years later...it doesn't make sense. Yer girlfriend has brown eyes. WHOOPEE. I've never heard and or read such a lame excus...

Hang in there, and remember it's going to be a long road so break it into manageable bits. Taking it one day at a time is an old phrase but it works. Heck, if it gets to that point, you'll succeed even if you take it just one hour at a time!! So long as you're constantly moving forward.....you're ge...

"...and their head comes back to normal. Would that be great!!!" One of my all-time favorite movies: "Breaking Away"!!! I've ridden some of the same roads they filmed on around Bloomington Indiana. New quote, in song this time: "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads, A wha...

But that's not really a joke, Lee. Too true to be funny.

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Salukulady wrote:Hey, when I get Duckett how do I know he won't have the swine flu?

Duckett is not a swine, that's how.
Now, I could understand your concern if you were getting L.A. ........

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Can you imagine Charleston being named Myrtle??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: or someone calling Myrtle in a drunken state :lol: maybe.....once..... :lol: Somebody send this strip to the band, and I imagine Jimmy and half of the Reefers would be calling him "Myrtle". Just not necessarily...

Make a list of when you smoke, and have a substitute activity to replace each occasion. Don't use food every time :) Now that I have said something nice...please don't stop your tax contribution will be solely missed on both the state and federal level. Don't worry. They'll find something else to t...

New quote — and I think I've got a goodie this time!! "You wouldn't know a fact if it banged you all night long!" Bringing it onto the current page. And adding a clue: (in context) M: I'm not riding for America, lady. I tried riding for America. I spent four years of my life working shitt...

(in his sig line) A boat will get you through times of no money a helluva lot better than money will get you through times of no boat. I thought the definition of a boat was a hole in the water, surrounded by aluminum, wood, or fiberglass, into which one threw an infinite amount of money. Therefore...

This made me snort... :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/BrownEyedGirl_01/MaskHysteria-X.gif Note the copyright date on the cartoon (2003) and the markings on the gauze mask ("SARS-BEGONE"). Apparently what goes around comes around. Either that, or there's nothing new...

Never smoked (probably the one bad habit I didn't take up!) , so never had to quit. I know others who have tried, with various degrees of success and failure, so I do feel for you. You will find yourself wanting to do something with your hands; put something in your mouth; etc. I suggest you work cr...

Getting back from karaoke .... and a supply of Captain and cokes.
Did "Margaritaville" with the lost verse; got polite applause.
Tough room.

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