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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don’t Love Jesus
Written by: Jimmy Buffett
Performed by: Jimmy Buffett

Originally from the Album: Havana Daydreamin’ (1976)

Lyrics:
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.
It’s that kind of mornin’,
really was that kind of night.
Tryin’ to tell myself that my
condition is improvin’ and if I don’t
die by Thursday I’ll be roarin’ Friday night.

Went down to the snake pit,
to drink a little beer.
Listened to the juke box,
oh, it’s comin’ in clear.
All of a sudden I wasn’t alone
pickin’ country music with old Joe Bones.
Duval Street was rockin’,
my eyes they started poppin’!
Because there she sat at the corner of the bar,
as I broke another string on my old guitar.
Someone call a cab.
Lady won’t you pay my tab?

(First Verse)

Got to get a little orange juice,
And a Darvon for my head.
I can’t spend all day,
Baby, layin’ in bed.
I’m goin’ down to Fausto’s
to get some chocolate milk.
Can’t spend my life in your sheets of silk
I’ve got to find my way
Crawl out and greet the day.

(Repeat First Verse)

Shows Played At:
04-18-2017: The Opera House – Wellington,
04-23-2016: PNC Music Pavilion – Charlotte, NC
04-19-2016: Oak Mountain Amphitheater – Birmingham, AL
12-31-2015: Barclays Center – Brooklyn, NY
06-06-2015: Sprint Center – Kansas City, MO
06-04-2015: Hollywood Casino Amphitheater – St. Louis, MO
04-26-2015: New Orleans Jazz Fest – New Orleans, LA
04-24-2015: The Amphitheater at the Wharf – Orange Beach, AL
04-18-2015: MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre – Tampa Bay, FL
04-16-2015: Amway Arena – Orlando, FL
04-09-2015: Cruzan Amphitheatre – West Palm Beach, FL
10-25-2014: MGM Grand Garden Arena – Las Vegas, NV
10-23-2014: Greek Theatre – Berkeley, CA
10-21-2014: The Moda Center – Portland, OR
10-18-2014: MGM Grand Garden Arena – Las Vegas, NV
10-16-2014: Santa Barbara Bowl – Santa Barbara, CA
08-30-2014: Hersheypark Stadium – Hershey, PA
08-23-2014: Alpine Valley Music Theatre – East Troy, WI
08-21-2014: Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre – Wantagh, NY
08-19-2014: Susquehanna Bank Center – Camden, NJ
08-16-2014: Jiffy Lube Live – Bristow, VA
07-26-2014: Comerica Park – Detroit, MI
07-23-2014: First Niagara Pavilion – Burgettstown, PA
07-21-2014: Riverbend Music Center – Cincinnati, OH
07-19-2014: Xfinity Center – Mansfield, MA
07-17-2014: Bethel Woods Center For The Arts – Bethel, NY
06-28-2014: First Midwest Bank Amphitheater – Tinley Park, IL
06-26-2014: Klipsch Music Center – Noblesville, IN
06-24-2014: Blossom Music Center – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
06-21-2014: Toyota Stadium – Frisco, TX
05-31-2014: Austin360 Amphitheater – Austin, TX
05-29-2014: Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion – Houston, TX
05-27-2014: Chastain Park Amphitheatre – Atlanta, GA
05-24-2014: Farm Bureau Live – Virginia Beach, VA
12-14-2013: Waikiki Shell – Honolulu, HI
04-21-2012: Sprint Center – Kansas City, MO
02-27-2010: BankAtlantic Center – Ft Lauderdale, FL
02-25-2010: Amway Arena – Orlando, FL
02-23-2010: Colonial Life Arena – Columbia, SC
02-20-2010: Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena – Jacksonville, FL
11-24-2009: Madison Square Garden – New York, NY
11-21-2009: Mohegan Sun Arena – Uncasville, CT
11-19-2009: Air Canada Center – Toronto,
09-05-2009: Nissan Pavilion – Bristow, VA
09-03-2009: Nissan Pavilion – Bristow, VA
08-29-2009: Alpine Valley Music Theater – East Troy, WI
08-26-2009: Jones Beach Amphitheatre – Wantagh, NY
08-23-2009: Boardwalk Hall – Atlantic City, NJ
08-15-2009: Toyota Park – Bridgeview, IL
08-13-2009: DTE Energy Music Theatre – Clarkston, MI
08-11-2009: Verizon Wireless Music Center – Noblesville, IN
08-08-2009: Toyota Park – Bridgeview, IL
08-06-2009: Riverbend Music Center – Cincinnati, OH
06-27-2009: Comcast Center – Mansfield, MA
06-25-2009: Comcast Center – Mansfield, MA
06-23-2009: Post-Gazette Pavilion – Burgettstown, PA
06-20-2009: Susquehanna Bank Center – Camden, NJ
06-18-2009: Susquehanna Bank Center – Camden, NJ
05-21-2009: Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – Irvine, CA
05-19-2009: Concord Pavilion – Concord, CA
05-16-2009: MGM Grand – Las Vegas, NV
05-14-2009: Cricket Pavilion – Phoenix, AZ
04-25-2009: Ford Amphitheatre – Tampa, FL
04-23-2009: Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion – Raleigh, NC
04-21-2009: Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – Charlotte, NC
04-18-2009: Pizza Hut Park – Frisco, TX
04-16-2009: Lakewood Amphitheatre – Atlanta, GA
02-12-2009: Margaritaville Cafe Key West – Key West, FL
01-13-2009: Anegada Reef Hotel – Anegada,
12-22-2006: The Belly Up – Aspen, CO
05-04-2006: Margaritaville Cafe – Myrtle Beach, SC
01-28-2005: Margaritaville Cafe – Key West, FL
05-20-2004: Target Center – Minneapolis, MN
11-04-2000: Guild Hall – East Hampton, NY
11-25-1998: Stephen Talkhouse – Amagansett, NY
11-07-1998: Margaritaville Street Festival – Key West, FL
08-12-1997: E Center – Camden, NJ
08-16-1996: Nissan Pavilion – Bristow, VA
08-09-1996: Continental Airlines Arena – East Rutherford, NJ
08-07-1996: Walnut Creek Pavilion – Raleigh, NC
08-02-1996: Star Lake Amphitheatre – Burgettstown, PA
06-18-1996: Lakewood Amphitheatre – Atlanta, GA
06-14-1996: Blossom Music Center – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
06-08-1996: New World Music Theatre – Tinley Park, IL
06-07-1996: New World Music Theatre – Tinley Park, IL
07-18-1976: Carterbarron Amphitheatre – Washington, DC
Number of Shows: 86